for Christopher Weingarten
(Rolling Stone, Village Voice)

Christopher Weingarten
Writing reviews quite often
Christopher Weingarten
We both know gimmicks are an option
Christopher Weingarten
Using the swears without caution
Christopher Weingarten
1000 reviews is a shit ton

You wont forget this song
Its 80 seconds long
Your hair is liberating just like
Mao ze dong
Now lets sing along
Cause its a civil wrong
for Counting Crows to shit on
Joni Mitchells song